[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[ ] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[x] I've told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] I've caught myself drooling.

[x] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[x] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[x] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
-I could be depositing a paycheck right now...

[x] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[x] I've done some things really stupid while I was drunk.

[x] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I've run into a golf cart tire when I was drunk.

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] I accidentally break a lot of things.

[x] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[x] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Total score: 27

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm xx% stupid"~~~~~

SO yeah....Totally spaced on DA. What with the whole not drawing shit really anymore, or rather, having complete and utter lack of inspiration I haven't felt like drawing. I'll try to edge something out...other then that...iunno.